Republicans

French TV Host Tells President Trump to ‘Go F***’ Himself

    Don’t call it a French kiss. France wasn’t exactly a bastion of affection for Trump over the weekend. On Friday, President Emmanuel Macron touted the creation of a “true European army” to defend...

New Planned Parenthood President Says It’s ‘About Saving People’s Lives’

    Great news, everyone: If you’ve at any point been concerned about the business of Planned Parenthood, as it turns out, it’s all cool. According to the company’s new president, Dr. Leana Wen, the...

Kellyanne Conway is Excited About a Hillary 2020 Run, and You Should Be Too

It’s a for sure thing according to a former advisor. Hillary Clinton will run for President again in 2020. According to Thomas LaDuke, the twice-failed Democratic presidential hopeful seems to believe that a third time...

The Way to End Our Cold Civil War? Get Back to Less Government

In deference to America’s veterans on their official Day – God bless you all, thank you VERY much – let’s look at our nation’s cold civil war. To quote Robert Shaw from “The Sting”: “Temperatures...

Dan Crenshaw Appears on SNL One Week After Being Mocked For War Injury, Receives Apology, and Teaches ALL Americans a Lesson

Last Saturday during the Weekend Update segment on SNL, show star Pete Davidson ridiculed then-candidate Lieutenant Commander Dan Crenshaw for his eye patch. It was not the slightest bit amusing. Crenshaw, a Texas Republican and...